Wild Kingdom, Phoenix- October 24, 2009 was simply the most boring guild war I have ever experienced. No, not just the most boring Super Guild War - the most boring Guild war.

Period, there is no way to twist it to make it interesting. I can't lie. It was dull as the dirt in the stables. But let me recap for you anyway.

The second week of Super Guild War went just as scheduled. We followed the usual protocol without problems (UnforGiving Guild Leader HelloPretty requested that I do not disclose details.)

Absolutely no enemies showed up to guild war that I was aware of. I spent some of the second-to-last hour at pole dancing. No one even accused me of slacking because we all knew no one would show up (our main enemies Joehoe and ~Black_Death~ were asleep and ~eyecatcher~ probably had to wake up for work the next day.)

Our crowning achievement for the second week of Super Guild War? Certainly not defeating legions of adversaries, that's for sure. Oh no, no, no. We made ART! There was such a deficit of enemies that we even had time to assemble our sexy band of archers into a neat little line around the pole. Isn't that choice?

"Well, gee-"you might say, "That's great! I wish it was that easy to win guild war!" Well, maybe in a way it is good. It shows organization, strength, and experience. But it is also as boring as all get out. Many people in my alliance agree with me on this. It's just not as fun. But whatever. 3000 CPs is 3000 CPs, the Gold Cup is the Gold Cup, and archers with 130 bows lining up are just plain pretty. Thanks for reading. :)

-- By PWNICORN --